1. Hump my sister.
2. Snart.
3. Eat a 12-inch strip of blanket.
4. Bark at nothing.
5. Walk through the doggie door clutching a frozen turd in my mouth and drop it on the carpet.
6. Lick my own asshole.
7. Lick my penis.
8. Lick someone else’s asshole and/or penis.
9. Eat so many pears that I poop pear jelly for days.
10. Catch the shiny red dot.
