1. Hump my sister. 2. Snart. 3. Eat a 12-inch strip of blanket. 4. Bark at nothing. 5. Walk through the doggie door clutching a frozen turd in my mouth and drop it on the carpet. 6. Lick my own asshole. 7. Lick my penis. 8. Lick someone else’s asshole and/or penis. 9. Eat so many pears that I poop pear jelly for days.
10. Catch the shiny red dot.